Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Ek Bar Santa Tree Se Ulta Latak
Raha Tha Banta: Are Santa Tu
Tree Se Ulta Kyun Latak Raha
He Santa: Yar Mere Sir Dard
Ki Goli Khai He Ab Dar Lag
Raha He Ki Vo Pet Me Na Chali
Jaye To Me Ped Se Ulta Latk Gya.

Santa Was Writing Something
Very Slowly.. Banta Asked:
Why Are U Writing So Slowly.?
Santa: I'm Writing To My 6yrs
Old Son, He Cant Read Fast..!

Santa Was Busy Removing A
Wheel From His Auto.. A Man
Asked Santa Why Are U Removing
A Wheel From Ur Auto.?
Santa: Cant U Read The Board,
Parking Is Only For 2 Wheelers!

Santa Apni Saaliyon Ke Liye
Chudiyon Lekar Gaya..
Saaliyon Ne Kaha Jijaji Aap
Hi Pehna Do..
Santa: Oye Rabba, Pehle Pata
Hota To Chaddiyan Leke Aata..!

Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu
Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me
Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP
Deta Hu Santa: Rukiye
Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.

Santa Apne Father Ke Samne
Cigarette Pi Raha Tha,
Logo Ne Kaha Aap Apne Father
Ke Samne Cigarette Pi Rahe Ho
Sharam Nahi Aati.? Santa:
Sharam Kaisi, Wo Mera Father
Hai Koi Petrol Pump Nahi..!

Santa: Pehle Mai Apni Biwi
Ko BA Karwanunga,
Fir MA Fir PHD Karwaunga,
Fir Badhiya Si Naukri
Dilwaunga.. Banta: Fir Acha
Sa Rishta Dekh Ke
Uski Shadi Bhi Karwa Dena..!

Santa Travelling 1st Time In
Plane Going To Bombay,
While Landing He Shouted..
"Bombay Bombay"
Air Hostess: B Silent Please..
Santa: Ombay - Ombay..!

Mele Me Ghoshna Hui..
Ek Baccha Mila Hai
Jin Ka Hai Aa Kar Le Jaye!
Santa Bheed Me Se Bhaagta
Chilltaa Hua Aaya.. Mujhe
Bhi Dikhao JIN Ka
Baccha Hota Kaisa Hai...!

Santa Ne Banta Se Kaha, Sabse
Bada Challenge Kya Hai?
Banta Replied: Answer Sheet
Ko Khaali Chod Do Aur Last Me
Likh Dena, Paas Karke Dikha.

Santa: Itne Kam Marks? Do
Thappad Marne Chahiye.
Pappu: Haan Papa, Chalo
Maine Us Saale Master Ka
Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai.