Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Ek Bar Santa Ka Interview Tha
To Us Pucha Gaya K Duniya Ki
Eaisi Konsi Wife H Jisko Ye
Pata Hota H K Uska Husband Kaha
H To Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak
Dimag Lagaya Aur Bola Vidhva Aurat.

Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha,
1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue
Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah
Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi
Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye.

Santa Apne Patni Jeeto Se:
Agr Tumhe Kuch Ho Gaya To
Main Pagal Ho Jaunga,
Jeeto: Doosre Shaadi To Nhi Karoge,
Santa: Pagal Insaan Ka Kya Hai,
Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai..!!

Net Banking Ke Liye Santa Ne
Password Banaya, Ram Sita Laksman
Hanuman Dehli Spiderman,
Banta: Yaar Itna Lamba Password
Kyu Banaya Santa: Yaar Bank Wale
Kahte Hain Ki, Password Mein 5
Carrector 1 Capital, Aur 1
Special Carractor Hona Chahiye

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha
Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain.

Santa: Our New Neighbour Is An
Aam Aadmi Party Member..
Banta: How Do U Know That..?
Santa: Today Morning When 1
Waved My Hand To Her,
She Showed Me The Broom..!

Teacher: Make A Sentence In
Which One Word Repeated 4
Times.?
Santa: Lara Dutta Marries
Brian Lara,
And She Becomes Lara Lara..!

A Santa Enters Shop Shouts..
Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil.?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath Koi Gift Nahi
Hai Bhai Saab..
Sardar: Oye, Is Pe Likha Hai
CHOLESTROL FREE..!

Banta: Truck Dekhkar Tum
Kaampte Kyu Ho..?
Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri
Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gaya Tha,
Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise
Usko Wapas Karne Aaya Hai!

Santa: Doctor, Ye Phoolon Ki
Mala Kis Ke Liye.?
Doctor: Ye Mera Pehla
Operation Hai,
Success Hua To Tumhare
Liye, Nahi To Mere Liye..!

Santa Was Getting Bitten By
Mosquitoes The Whole Night,
He Got Irritated Drank Finite
And Said.. Ab Kaato
Saalon, Sab Ke Sab Maroge..!