Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Gitesh Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 8 years ago

Ek Bar Santa Ka Interview Tha
To Us Pucha Gaya K Duniya Ki
Eaisi Konsi Wife H Jisko Ye
Pata Hota H K Uska Husband Kaha
H To Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak
Dimag Lagaya Aur Bola Vidhva Aurat.

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 8 years ago

Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha,
1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue
Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah
Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi
Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye.

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Added 8 years ago

Santa Apne Patni Jeeto Se:
Agr Tumhe Kuch Ho Gaya To
Main Pagal Ho Jaunga,
Jeeto: Doosre Shaadi To Nhi Karoge,
Santa: Pagal Insaan Ka Kya Hai,
Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai..!!

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Added 8 years ago

Net Banking Ke Liye Santa Ne
Password Banaya, Ram Sita Laksman
Hanuman Dehli Spiderman,
Banta: Yaar Itna Lamba Password
Kyu Banaya Santa: Yaar Bank Wale
Kahte Hain Ki, Password Mein 5
Carrector 1 Capital, Aur 1
Special Carractor Hona Chahiye

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Added 8 years ago

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha
Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain.

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Kashish Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 8 years ago

Santa: Our New Neighbour Is An
Aam Aadmi Party Member..
Banta: How Do U Know That..?
Santa: Today Morning When 1
Waved My Hand To Her,
She Showed Me The Broom..!

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Kashish Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 8 years ago

Teacher: Make A Sentence In
Which One Word Repeated 4
Times.?
Santa: Lara Dutta Marries
Brian Lara,
And She Becomes Lara Lara..!

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Kashish Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 8 years ago

A Santa Enters Shop Shouts..
Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil.?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath Koi Gift Nahi
Hai Bhai Saab..
Sardar: Oye, Is Pe Likha Hai
CHOLESTROL FREE..!

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Kashish Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 8 years ago

Banta: Truck Dekhkar Tum
Kaampte Kyu Ho..?
Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri
Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gaya Tha,
Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise
Usko Wapas Karne Aaya Hai!

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Kashish Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 8 years ago

Santa: Doctor, Ye Phoolon Ki
Mala Kis Ke Liye.?
Doctor: Ye Mera Pehla
Operation Hai,
Success Hua To Tumhare
Liye, Nahi To Mere Liye..!

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Kashish Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 8 years ago

Santa Was Getting Bitten By
Mosquitoes The Whole Night,
He Got Irritated Drank Finite
And Said.. Ab Kaato
Saalon, Sab Ke Sab Maroge..!

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