Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Kashish Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 8 years ago

Jeeto: What Do U Think About
Our Love..?
Santa: Try To Count The Stars
In The Sky..
Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite..
Santa: No Baby,
Its A Waste Of Time..!

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Kashish Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 8 years ago

Manager: What Is Your
Qualification..?
Santa: Sir I Am PHSD..
Manager: What Do U Mean By
PHSD..?
Santa: Passed Hight School
With Difficulty..!

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Santa: Chal Race Lagte Hai Jo
Haara Wo 1000 Rs. Dega..
Banta: Thik Hai Par Mujhe
Raasta Nhi Pata, Santa: Bas Tu
Mere Piche Piche Rehna. Banta:
Thanks Yaar Ur My Best Fend...!

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Santa Ke Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe
Sokar Boli Aaj Kuch Aisa
Karo Ke Mere Passeney Chuut
Jaye.. Santa Utha
Aur FAN Band Kar Ke So Gya.!

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Santa: Yaar Banta Kon Se Cast Ke
Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Hote Hai ?
Banta: Yaar Baniye...
Santa: Wo Kaise...?
Banta: Yaar Har Jagha Likha Hota
Hai Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Baniye!

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Santa 500 Ke Note Pe Likha Number
Dial Kar Rha Tha,
Banta: Ye Tum Kya Kar Rhe Ho..?
Santa: Yaar Main Dekh Rha Hoon
Gandhi Ji To Chale Gye Par
Unka Mobile Kise Ke Paas Hai!

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Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi
Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..?
Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai,
Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye
Banta: Kyu..!
Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!

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Banta: Yaar 2 Baar Tere
Restaurant Me Aaya, Par Dono
Baar Taala Laga Hua Tha..??
Banta: Tu Lunch Time Me Aaya
Hoga, Us Waqt Main Khana
Khane Ghar Chala Jaata Hoon..!

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Santa Kari Chawal Kha Rha Tha,
Ek Makkhi Us Par Baithne
Lagi.. Santa Use Udate Hue
Bola: Chal Pagli Ye Wo
Nhi H Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 8 years ago

Santa: Biwi Se Ladai Khatm
Ho Gyi Kya?
Banta: Haa, Ghutne Tek K
Aayi Thi Mere Paas.
Santa: Achha? Kaise?
Bnta: Boli, Bed K Niche
Se Niklo, Ab Nhi Marungi.

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MJ Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 8 years ago

Santa Aur Banta Ne Ek Sath Ek
Ladki Ko Propose Kiya.. Ladki
Ne Banta Ko Thappad Mara..
Ab Santa Ki Bari Thi.. Santa
Ne Thoda Dimag Lagaya Aur
Bola.. Santa: Thappad Se Dar
Nahi Lagta, Pyar Se Lagta Hai..

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