Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Added 4 years ago

Ek Bar Santa Ek Pandit Se Puchha Aapke
Sar Pe Ye Choti Kyu Hai, Pandit Bole
Isase Budhhi, Gyan Aate Hai Santa
Mere Sar Par To Pura Tata Sky
Laga Hai To Yahaan Budhhi Kyu Nhi Aati.

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Added 7 years ago

Ek Bar Santa Ek Pandit Se Puchha
Aapke Sar Pe Ye Choti Kyu Hai ?
Pandit Bole Isase Budhhi,
Gyan Aate Hain, Santa Mere Sar
Par To Pura Tata Sky Laga Hai
To Yahaan Budhhi Kyu Nhi Aati.

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Added 8 years ago

Banta: Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni
Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai.
Aur Apka?
Santa: Mera Mahine Baad Hota
Hai, Kyuki Mujhe
Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai.

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Added 8 years ago

Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek
Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Skta Hai,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina Pyar Nahi
Kar Skta Aaj Santa Serious Hai.

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Added 8 years ago

Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!

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Added 8 years ago

Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat
Raha Hai..
Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha,
Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai
To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai!

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Added 8 years ago

Teacher: Who Is Terrorist.?
Santa: Terrorist Is A
Tourist, Who Comes From
Other Country To Celebrate
Diwali In Our Country..!

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Added 8 years ago

Teacher: If A Tiger Attacks
Your Mother In Law And Ur
Wife At The Same Time, Whom
Would U Save..?
Santa: Ofcourse The
Tiger, Very Few Are Left!

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Added 8 years ago

Santa Was Driving Car Very Fast,
Traffic Police Caught Him..
Santa: Sir, I Am Learning Driving..
Police: Without Teacher.?
Santa: Ya, Its Correspondence Course!

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Added 8 years ago

Santa Hotel Me Murga Khane Gaya,
Lekin Murge Ka English Word Bhool
Gaya..
Waiter: What Do U Like To Have Sir.?
Sardar: 1 Plate Egg's Father..!

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Added 8 years ago

Santa: I Lost Rs 1000 In A Bet..
Banta: How..?
Santa: On Cricket Match I Bet
Rs 500 And Lost..
Banta: Where Did The Rest Go.?
Santa: I Bet On The Highlight Too!

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