Jokes SMS [Santa Banta SMS]

Ek Bar Santa Ek Pandit Se Puchha Aapke
Sar Pe Ye Choti Kyu Hai, Pandit Bole
Isase Budhhi, Gyan Aate Hai Santa
Mere Sar Par To Pura Tata Sky
Laga Hai To Yahaan Budhhi Kyu Nhi Aati.

Ek Bar Santa Ek Pandit Se Puchha
Aapke Sar Pe Ye Choti Kyu Hai ?
Pandit Bole Isase Budhhi,
Gyan Aate Hain, Santa Mere Sar
Par To Pura Tata Sky Laga Hai
To Yahaan Budhhi Kyu Nhi Aati.

Banta: Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni
Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai.
Aur Apka?
Santa: Mera Mahine Baad Hota
Hai, Kyuki Mujhe
Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai.

Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek
Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Skta Hai,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina Pyar Nahi
Kar Skta Aaj Santa Serious Hai.

Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!

Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat
Raha Hai..
Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha,
Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai
To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai!

Teacher: Who Is Terrorist.?
Santa: Terrorist Is A
Tourist, Who Comes From
Other Country To Celebrate
Diwali In Our Country..!

Teacher: If A Tiger Attacks
Your Mother In Law And Ur
Wife At The Same Time, Whom
Would U Save..?
Santa: Ofcourse The
Tiger, Very Few Are Left!

Santa Was Driving Car Very Fast,
Traffic Police Caught Him..
Santa: Sir, I Am Learning Driving..
Police: Without Teacher.?
Santa: Ya, Its Correspondence Course!

Santa Hotel Me Murga Khane Gaya,
Lekin Murge Ka English Word Bhool
Gaya..
Waiter: What Do U Like To Have Sir.?
Sardar: 1 Plate Egg's Father..!

Santa: I Lost Rs 1000 In A Bet..
Banta: How..?
Santa: On Cricket Match I Bet
Rs 500 And Lost..
Banta: Where Did The Rest Go.?
Santa: I Bet On The Highlight Too!