Jokes SMS [Funny SMS]

People Say A Blessed Kiss Is On The
Head. A Sweet Kiss Is On Cheeks. A
Passionate Kiss Is On Lips. A Romantic
Kiss Is On The Neck, But A Seriously
Hottest Kiss Is Of Iron. Try It Once!

Andhe Ke Hath Me "Torch",
Bahre Ke Hath Me "Radio",
Gunge Ke Hath Me "Mike",
Aur Aap Ke Hath Me "Mobile"
Wah Wah Kya Zamana Aaya Hai!

When You Feel Sad, Just Go To The
Mirror And Say, Damn I Am Really
Cute. You Will Overcome Your
Sadness. But Do Not Make This
A Habit Because Liars Go To Hell.

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka
Phul Diya Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad
Mar Diya, Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka
Parchar Kar Raha Hu, Ladki Boli Me
Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

Zaruri Nahi Agar Me Aapko, Sms
Bheju To Aap Bi Muje Sms Hi
Bheje, Aap Mujhe Friz, T.V,
Cbz Bike, Honda City Car, Mobile
Ya Fir Cash Bhi Bhej Sakte Ho.

Jab Tumne Janam Liya To, Swarg Mein
Khusiyan Manayi Gayi, Pariyon Ne
Bhi Pathake Phode, Devi-Devta Bhi
Prashanna Ho Gaye, Bad Mein Raat Ko Sab
Gahri Sans Lekar Bole Chalo Picha Chuta.

Once A Secretary At Apple Was Late
Because Of Car Trouble, Steve Jobs
Gave Her A Jaguar And Said,
"Don't Be Late Anymore." When I
Was Late My Boss Gave Me A Letter
And Told Me To Never Come Back Lol!

Umar Ki Raah Mein Jazbaat Badal Jate
Hai, Waqt Ki Aandhi Me Hallat Badal
Jaate Hai, Sochta Hoon Kaam Kar
Kar Ke Record Toddun, Lekin Kambhakt
Salary Dekhte He Khayal Badal Jate Hai.

Once A Secretary At Apple Was Late
Because Of Car Trouble, Steve Jobs
Gave Her A Jaguar And Said,
"Don't Be Late Anymore." When I
Was Late My Boss Gave Me A Letter
And Told Me To Never Come Back Lol!

Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate
Raho, Dil Mile Na Mile Hath
Milate Raho, Taj Mahal Banaana
To Bahut Costly Hai, Per Har
Gali Mein Ek Mumtaz Banate Raho.

Ramesh Selected A Short Girl To
Marry, Shyam Asked Why ?
Ramesh Said - Bapu Ne Kaha Tha
Shyam - Kua Kaha Tha
Ramesh - Kaha Tha Musibat
Jitni Chhoti Ho Utna Achcha Hai.