Jokes SMS [Funny SMS]

Aandhon Ko Motor Car Dene Ki Jarurat Kya
Thi, Looteron Ko Khula Bazaar Dene Ki
Jarurat Kya Thi, Jab Maloom Tha Chuna
Laga Kar Bhaag Jayega, To Nirav Modi
Ko Itna Udhaar Dene Ki Jarurat Kya Thi.

Phir Usne Maarii Haii Miscal, Phir
Usne Maarii Haii Miscal, Yeh Mobile
Ban Baitha Haii Jee Kaa Mere
Babbal, Phir Usne Maariii Haii
Miscal, Phir Usne Maari Haii Miscal!

Haath Mila Kar Haal Jo Pucha Tha
Maine, Tumne Usko Pyar Samjh
Rakha Hai Kya, Wada Kar Ke
Tod Du Ye Mumkin Hi Nahi,
BJP Sarkaar Samjh Rakha Hai Kya!

Dil ke Armaan Ansuo Me Bahe Gaye,
Hum Jis Gali Me The Us Gali Me Rahe
Gaye, Apni To Kismat Hi Kharab
Thi Light Hi Chali Gayi, Jo Baat Usse
Karni Thi Uske Mummi Se Kahe Gaye.

Log Kahete Hain Pyar Itna Bhi Mat Karo
Ki Girl Friend Sur Pe Swaar Ho Jaye,
Lekin Main Kaheta Hoon Girl Friend
Se Itna Pyar Karo Ki Girl Friend
Ki Friend Apke Sath Fraar Ho Jaye.

Ishq Me Maine Ye Anzaam Paya Hain,
hath Pair Toote Hain Muh Me Khoon
Aya Hain, hospital Pahucha To Nurse
Ne Farmaya Hain, baharon Phool Barsao
Kisi Ka Maheboob 108 Pe Aya Hain.

Kabhi Khole Naa Tijoori Kaa Taala, Mera
Sasur Jii Bada Paise Waala, Arre Jaldi
Se Kanyadaan Kar Dooo, Sasur Jii
Hamara Kalyaan Kar Dooo, Beti Ke
Sath Property Mere Naam Kar Dooo,
Dil Khush Sasur Jii Meri Jaan Kar Dooo!

Soch Raha Hu Aaj Ghar Me Chiken
Banaunga, Ek Peg Mar Ke Dher
Sara Khaunga, Sms Kya Padh Raha
Raha Hai Khana Hai To Aaja,
Varna Main Na Dubara Bulaunga.

Zindagi Bahut Lambi Haii Girlfriends Banate
Chalo, Dil Mile Naa Mile Hath Milaate
Chalo, Tajmahal Banana Tooo Bahut
Costly Padega, Par Har Year Har Batch
Me Mere Yaaro Ekk Ekk Mumtaz Banate Chalo!

Pappu Gali Me Kachra Fek Kar Bajar
Chala Gaya Jab Wapas Aaya To Dekha
Aas Pados Ke Log Gali De Rahe The
Kaun Kutte Ka Pilla Kachara Dala Hai
Papu Khush Ho Gaya Kachra Maine Dala
Aur Kutte Ke Bachche Ka Naam Ho Gaya.

Koi Gham Nahi Magar Dil Udas Hai,
Tujh Se Koi Rishta Nahi Phir Bhi
Ehsaas Hai, Kehne Ko Bohut Apne
Magar Tu Ek Khas Hai, Zyada
Emotional Na Hona Ye Sub Bakwas Hai.