Jokes SMS

Ramesh Selected A Short Girl To
Marry, Shyam Asked Why ?
Ramesh Said - Bapu Ne Kaha Tha
Shyam - Kua Kaha Tha
Ramesh - Kaha Tha Musibat
Jitni Chhoti Ho Utna Achcha Hai.

Mohabbat Ka Anjm Maine Ye Paya,
Hath Pair Tute Muh Se Khun
Nikal Aaya, Logo Ne Mujhe
Hospital Pahuchya, Hospital
Me Nurso Ne Farmaya, Baharo
Phool Barsao Mera Mahboob Aaya.

Shukr Kar Pagli Mai Tere Alava
Kisi Aur Ladki Taraf Nahi
Dekhta, Warna Pata Nahi
Iss Baadshah Ke Har
Gali Mai Kitne Tajmahal Hote.

Woh Dosti Hi Kya Jisme Duriyaan
Na Ho, Woh Apnapan Hi Kya Jisme
Ladai Na Ho, Woh Dil Hi Kya
Jisme Dard Na Ho, Woh Mobile
Hi Kya Jisme "Mera Sms Na Ho."

Hum Karte Rahe Intezaar Wo Kisi
Aur Ke Saath Chali Gayi, Hum Karte
Rahe Intezaar Wo Kisi Aur Ke
Saath Chali Gayi, Chalo Shukr Hai
Is Valentine Meri Jeb To Bach Gayi.

Main Bahut Pareshan Hu Neend
Nahi Aati Sukun Nahi Kisi Kaam
Me Dil Bhi Nahi Lagta Doctor Ne
Mujhe Kaha Hai Aap Ki Zindgai
Me, Vitamin "She" Ki Kami Hai.

Mere Pyaar Ko Bewafai Ka Inaam
De Gai, Mere Dil Ko Yaado Ka
Paigam De Gai, Maine Kaha Mere
Dil Mai Dard Hai, To Kambhakhat
Jaate Jaate Jhandubaam De Gai.

Tere Gam Me Tadap Kar Mar Jayenge,
Mar Gaye To Naam Tera Le
Jayenge, Rishwat Deke Tujhe
Bhi Bulayenge, Tum Upar Aaoge
To Sath Bethkar Kurkure Khayenge.

Ek Ladka Ro Raha Tha Papa Kaya
Huwa Q Ro Rahe Ho Ladaka Phle Ek
Rupya Do Tb Batuga Papa Ye Lo
Ek Rupya Ab Bolo Ladka Main To
Ek Rupeya Ke Liye Hi Ro Raha Tha.

Aapko Sms Karna Pooja Hai, Aapke
Sms Ka Intazar Tapsya Hai, Aa
Jaye Misscall To Prasad Hai,
Aur Mil Jaye Sms To Aapke
Darshan Hai Darshan Dijiye Prabhu.

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