Jokes SMS

Added 5 years ago

Once In A Bar, One Guy Said To Another
"I Slept With Your Mom Last Night."
After That Whole Bar Was Waiting
Another Guy's Response. After
A While.. He Laughs And Says:
Let's Go Home, Dad, You Are Drunk.

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People Say A Blessed Kiss Is On The
Head. A Sweet Kiss Is On Cheeks. A
Passionate Kiss Is On Lips. A Romantic
Kiss Is On The Neck, But A Seriously
Hottest Kiss Is Of Iron. Try It Once!

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
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Andhe Ke Hath Me "Torch",
Bahre Ke Hath Me "Radio",
Gunge Ke Hath Me "Mike",
Aur Aap Ke Hath Me "Mobile"
Wah Wah Kya Zamana Aaya Hai!

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When You Feel Sad, Just Go To The
Mirror And Say, Damn I Am Really
Cute. You Will Overcome Your
Sadness. But Do Not Make This
A Habit Because Liars Go To Hell.

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shaad Posted In Jokes SMS
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Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka
Phul Diya Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad
Mar Diya, Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka
Parchar Kar Raha Hu, Ladki Boli Me
Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

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shaad Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Zaruri Nahi Agar Me Aapko, Sms
Bheju To Aap Bi Muje Sms Hi
Bheje, Aap Mujhe Friz, T.V,
Cbz Bike, Honda City Car, Mobile
Ya Fir Cash Bhi Bhej Sakte Ho.

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Karan Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Jab Tumne Janam Liya To, Swarg Mein
Khusiyan Manayi Gayi, Pariyon Ne
Bhi Pathake Phode, Devi-Devta Bhi
Prashanna Ho Gaye, Bad Mein Raat Ko Sab
Gahri Sans Lekar Bole Chalo Picha Chuta.

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Once A Secretary At Apple Was Late
Because Of Car Trouble, Steve Jobs
Gave Her A Jaguar And Said,
"Don't Be Late Anymore." When I
Was Late My Boss Gave Me A Letter
And Told Me To Never Come Back Lol!

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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 5 years ago

Umar Ki Raah Mein Jazbaat Badal Jate
Hai, Waqt Ki Aandhi Me Hallat Badal
Jaate Hai, Sochta Hoon Kaam Kar
Kar Ke Record Toddun, Lekin Kambhakt
Salary Dekhte He Khayal Badal Jate Hai.

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Added 6 years ago

Once A Secretary At Apple Was Late
Because Of Car Trouble, Steve Jobs
Gave Her A Jaguar And Said,
"Don't Be Late Anymore." When I
Was Late My Boss Gave Me A Letter
And Told Me To Never Come Back Lol!

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mehak Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 6 years ago

Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate
Raho, Dil Mile Na Mile Hath
Milate Raho, Taj Mahal Banaana
To Bahut Costly Hai, Per Har
Gali Mein Ek Mumtaz Banate Raho.

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