Jokes SMS

Koi Gham Nahi Magar Dil Udas Hai,
Tujh Se Koi Rishta Nahi Phir Bhi
Ehsaas Hai, Kehne Ko Bohut Apne
Magar Tu Ek Khas Hai, Zyada
Emotional Na Hona Ye Sub Bakwas Hai.

Jab Jab Ghire Badal, Teri Yaad Aai,
Jhum Ke Jab Bhi Barsa Badal, Teri
Yaad Aai, Bhiga Me, Fir Aur Bhi
Teri Yaad Aai, Ab Nahi Raha Jata,
Chatri Lota De Mere Jo Tara Pass Hai.

Maine Puchha Chand Se Ki Dekha
Hai Hai Kahi, Mere Yaar Sa Hasin,
Chand Ne Kaha, Ek To Tere Baap
Ka Naukar Nahi Aur Dusri Baat
Itna Ucha Se Kuch Dikhta Bhi Nahi.

Kya Kare In Pyare Pyare Dosto
Ka Jo Dhire Dhire Hume Bhula
Rahe Hai Kabhi Kiya Karte The
Dhero Msg Aaj Ek Ek Paisa Apni
Shadi Ke Liye Bacha Rahe Hain.

Love Can Move All Mountains, Love
Can Clean Dark Gray Clouds In
The Sky, Love Can Give
Colours Where There Are None,
And Love Can Remove All Underwears!

I Love The Way It Rubs Against The
Soft Pink Flesh, Creating A Creamy
Foamy Liquid As It Thrust In
And Out, Up And Down.. Cant Wait
Till Next Time, I Love My Toothbrush!

Mera Kangna Ek Crore Ka Hai, Meri
Bindiya Lakho Waali Hai, Abhi
Iska Bill Nahi Aaya Mere Kaano
Me Jo Baali Hai, Tu Mujhse Nahi
Bach Payega Bach Jayega Sarkaar Se!

A Pink Rose, A Red Rose, A White Rose,
A Jasmine Flower Or Be It Marigold,
They May All Be Very Beautiful But
None Can Match With You, After All
Cauliflower Will Always Remain Unique.

Suraj Woh Jo Din Bhar Aasman Ka
Saath De, Chand Woh Jo Raat Bhar
Taaron Ka Sath De, Pyaar Woh Jo
Zindagi Bhar Saath De, Aur Biwi
Woh Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De.

Tumhare Sath Ho To Garmi Ki Dhoop
Bhi Acchi Lagti Hai, Tumhari Dosti
Ho To Har Mushkil Aasan Lagti Hai,
Tum Ho To Har Subah Har Shaam
Acchi Lagti Hai, Tum Chale Jate Ho
To Tumhari Girlfriend Acchi Lagti Hai.

Its Simpler To Drive Through The Traffic
Of The City, To Work In The Office For
9 Hour, To Appreciate Your Wife, To
Critcize Your Friend, But Its Really
Tough To Get Up Early In The Morning.